Pakistan ho ya koi bhi mulk, haar mahine kahin na kahin sey bachay ki paidaish py new parents meethai tou ghar zarur bhejain ge. Dunia tabah ho rahi hai pr log reproduce karna nahi chorein gey. Our selfish desire for symbolic immortality is forcing us to bring tons of children in the world as an ornament to be owned and displayed. Phir bachay baray hoky kehte hain … AUR PHIR CHITAR KHATAY HAIN.

Mujay Ku nikala? Why brought me out by new parents

Number 1: Parental Public Display Of Affection (Adults wala nahi)

Mom & Dad (parents) loving child

Public mein baby ky saath itne he koi sweet banein gey jese ky in sey Zaida blessed tou koi hai he nahi aur ghar jatay saath he maa ko depression hona shuru hojaye ga aur aba gee mu bana lein gey.

Dad: You handle him

Mom: Ew OMG ! meine manicure karane jana hai, k bye. (kaash aesa he ho)

Number 2:  Angrezi Obsession

Parents angrily focus on child

Tidda abhi bolna shuru karta nahi aur ama aba pagal hojatey hain ky bus PHD kar ley English mein. As soon as someone enters the home mo starts speaking in English pavein bachay ko aik lafz na samjh aye, it goes something like this

Mom: BeTa SiT kAr Ky eAt KaReIn.

Baby: *glares into mum’s eyes* Hain Baji ? Aey ki ?

Number 3:  DACTAR or ENGINEYAR

Doctor & Biomedical Meme

Bacha abhi dunia mein aya hota nahi hai aur maa baap decide kar letay hain ky isey baray hokay kya banayein gey, hmm Doctor ya Engineer kyu ky aur tou koi respectable options he nahi hain iss dunia mein.

Number 4 : Planning for next baby (Naaaaaah, JK)

Cute baby crying for milk from parents

Agar baby girl aajati hai tou khandan walay kehte hain jaldi sey aik aur kar lo iska bhai aajaye ga yeh akeli nahi rahay gi. I MEAN YEAH RIGHT! Khandan waloan sey stamp paper py baby gender likhwa ky sign karao aur phir plan karo. Baby boy paida hojaye tou phir bhi chain nahi. Jaldi sey aur kar lo warna Bechara akela reh jaye ga ☹ Meanwhile parents internally dying by sleepless nights.

Number 5: Clothes Clothes & more Kapray

Mom buying baby clothes

Itne kapray khareed lein gey jese baby ko vogue fashion week mein bhejna ho. Har cheez ky extra supplies. Paisa pani ki tarhna bahayein gey aur baad mein jab kapray 2 dafa pehnane ky baad chotay hojayein gey tou royein gey.. KASH SAVE KAR LETAY.. HAHA bari jaldi yaad aageya ☹

Nevertheless SANU ki, phalein phoolein, aur bachay paida karein aur most importantly KHUSH RAHEEIN ????

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